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They roughed him up real good, and sold his head to some guy in Texas for a pretty penny. Those reindeer. They're a bunch of savages.

You know how "Ring Around the Rosy" is actually about the plague?

Well, funnily enough, "Frosty the Snowman" also has dark connotations. The song describes Frosty anylne having a "corncob pipe and a button nose", which are actually souvenirs he kept from two lisst his victims. Additionally, the part where he tells the children "let's run and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away".

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But, once this "Idiot Sister" person manages to cut through all of them, we have a feeling she'll be pretty pleased with what's inside! See, this entire present is based around the concept that "the best things are the things you earn".

Mske brother isn't trying to torture his sibling, he just wants to make sure that when she finally opens her gift, she has an adequate appreciation for it. Oh, and how she will love what's lying in that box! Fastened securely with a hundred zip ties, followed by a concealing layer of wrapping paper, this box contains—that's right! It's a value pack of differently sized, multi-color zip ties! We just know Idiot Sister's gonna love it! We believe all doggos are good doggos, and even though this picture might persuade some of you to think differently, this hasn't changed our stance.

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This good boy was only doing what every anyone looking to make santa s naughty list boy does: This adorable beagle need helping learning motorcycle shifting was just being curious, he doesn't deserve to be put on the naughty list. But, maybe the little boy or girl who promised their parents they'd look after a dog if they got them one should be held responsible.

Never let disabled eels with poor eyesight and no hands work at your chocolate anyone looking to make santa s naughty list. Sorry, we know that sounds hecka discriminatory, but the fact is, they just aren't equipped with the skills you need to form the tree-shaped Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, what with their poor eyesight and their loiking of appendages.

Besides, when you hire these blind eels to make your chocolates, you're just making sure they wind up smack dab on Santa's naughty list, so you're not really doing them any favors. Satna, this thing may not look like a tree, but at least it's a pretty good A bell?

A chocolate-covered ghost? Ah, we're gonna go with a blob. Yeah, that's it! This is one fine blob.

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This guy is cute young ladyboys going on Santa's naughty list, but we think Santa might ought to cut him some slack, considering he's probably going to get fired.

You can't have your anyone looking to make santa s naughty list asking you if your boss is "the a-hole" in front of him, even if you did tell her that he is an a-hole. That's not the kind of thing that leads to a promotion, you know?

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Turns out his daughter is quite the nark, spilling her father's secrets to his enemies. It's time she learn what it's like to get a lump of coal for Christmas. So, uh, these lights, they? They do They, uh Let's just grab our magnifying glass here, see if that can help clear things up. Anyone looking to make santa s naughty list course!

These are " flickering " lights! Certainly not F bomb lights, if that's what you're thinking! Fred the font picker outer has gone too far, this time. Not sure if he did jumpsuits for women amazon on purpose, just to see if he could get away with it, or if he needs to meet with his eye doctor and get his glasses prescription updated.

Either way, this Christmas light manufacturer should probably find someone else to design their packaging. At least for a while, so we can figure out Fred the font picker outer's true motives. This guy clearly states that he and his boss had an ugly sweater competition, but sants think it's pretty funny how he conveniently forgot to mention that lesbian met was also how he ended up on Santa's naughty list.

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Yeah, well, you may have won this ugly sweater contest round, guy, but when you wake up Christmas morning, you'll get your butt handed to you, for sure. Hope you like lumps of coal, pal, 'cause Santa's going to have a big box full waiting for you under the tree. This guy's going on the naughty list, but we hope his boss has also learned his lesson, which is anyone looking to make santa s naughty list all of his employees low-key hate.

The Swedes must be the most blindly optimistic people in the world. They straight up built the same flammable reindeer 27 years in a row, despite the fact that every single time they did it, some fun-ruining jerkwads ethiopian beautiful girl along and set fire to it.

Sweden, your unshakeable enthusiasm is as admirable as your apparent universal short-term memory loss is worrisome.

Don't ever change—although, you might want to play some memory games or something to improve your mental dexterity.

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Interestingly, this matchstick reindeer gets burned down every time it gets put up. But, even more interestingly, it's always at the same time. That time? Woo hoo! We're so going on Santa's naughty list, but it was worth it to make that pun. This picture is in the lineup because Kalamazoo swingers we don't really know why it's. We mean, we suppose this could be the kind of thing that might land a person on Santa's naughty list, but all anyone looking to make santa s naughty list did was screw up wrapping a gift.

Is not knowing how to properly wrap a present a massillon-OH free adult dating of coal-worthy offense? We guess if Santa is an anal, nit-picky perfectionist, then this person is in trouble.